I cannot explain how excited I was to see the DHL man rock up to my door knowing what was in the parcel he was holding. I think it's only fitting that I have a Queen Bee considering I'm neighbours with the Queen.
The packaging in blue and silver and has a union jack on the side. It gives off a very royal vibe from the outset. Inside you recieve a magnetic USB charging cord, a discreet black pouch and of course, the Queen Bee.
This is a fucking weapon of a toy.
I will keep this toy by my bed for two reasons. 1. For intense orgasms. 2. In case anyone breaks into my room. If you go camping and you wanna play rounders but have no bat? No problem! Just use the Queen Bee instead. It feels robust in your hands, and that definitely isn't a bad thing. If you're spending £99.99 on a toy, you don't want it to break after a year - take it from someone who regularly breaks sex toys. This is the kind of toy you will keep for the rest of your life.
Now that you know how to protect yourself with it, what about pleasure? There are two sides to the Queen Bee - a general massage side (think similar to a wand) and a pulse side, that utilises Hot Octopus' pulse technology that has bought them into their own in the sex toy world. There are 7 settings, and so I picked a strong constant vibration as that is normally what works best for me. After about half an hour of Lionel Ritchie (yes, the toy is THAT loud) it felt like I might be here all night long. Nothing was happening for me. I was getting frustrated and almost gave up. So I stopped for a minute and had a regroup. Surely a toy this expensive was going to get me off. So I thought I would try the pulse side to see if that was any better.
I almost squirted.
The pulse side was incredible. It feels like it stimulates the deeper parts of the clit and brings the orgasm forward to the tip. Not even Lionel could have disguised the noises I was making. I haven't had an orgasm like that since the last time I did anal, and we all know how hard I cum from that.
I will admit I was foolish not to try the pulse side to start with. But now that I know that that's where it's at, that's where I'll be staying with this toy.
The million (or hundred) dollar question: is it worth the money? If you have the time and thick walls/lack of shame to get to know this toy, then yes, definitely. It will last you a lifetime and it will be filled with many powerful orgasms. But if you're a quick wank kind of person, or the idea of your roommate being able to hear your toy makes you feel bashful, then I wouldn't say so. At the end of the day, it is a lot of money, so you have to be able to get your money's worth, and not everyone has the facilities for that.
I, on the other hand, have thick walls and this wonderful gift from Hot Octopus, so I'll wank for the both of us.
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